User:ElectricKeet

Summary

One fateful day, a normal everyday transdimensional entity posing as a human was bitten by a radioactive Speak&Spell and became... the Electric Keet! Now, bestowed with the brute strength of an innocent child and the imaginative wonder of ten gorillas, she devotes her new-found æsthetic sensibilities to a variety of creative pursuits.

She will work for chocolate, cannabis, or pixelfish.

Info

Keet (as she is commonly known) is married to th’ buni, resides in Transliminal Station β, and spends far too much of her time collecting and sorting retro videogame music. She nearly always utilises Commonwealth spellings when typing in English, mostly as an exercise to keep her proofreading skills sharp.

Identities

Electric Keet (also Keet)

This is her generally preferred name. She’s used this absurdist autonym for over two-thirds of her life, and can legally conduct business with this name in Washington State. She usually portrays herself as an anthropomorphic snow-leopard.

Jessie Tracer (also Jessie)

This is her legal name, acceptable for general purposes. Use of this name grows increasingly scarce over time, however.

th’ qiti, th’ squnqi, th’ poni, &c.

These nicknames correspond to whichever species she’s presenting herself as at any given time. This can change at a moment’s notice (or at a suggestion) so there is no expectation of accuracy – in shorter terms, don’t feel bad about a wrong guess. As a matter of frequency, “th’ qiti” is a safe and recognisable default, corresponding to her snow leopard form.

Eccentric Kern (also Kern)

In the naming tradition of such, this is her moniker in My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic and related cosms, in which she is most often portrayed as a bat-pony.

Gemini Star (also Gem)

Similarly, this is one of her headpeople in MLP:FIM cosms, a pegasus. Outside of that context, she is generally known by this name among the MLP fan community, though she is undergoing an effort to switch to “Eccentric Kern”.

Trivia

• Electric Keet is an ordained minister in the Church of the SubGenius.
• Electric Keet can bilocate.
• Electric Keet enjoyed a brief tryst with the typeface Optima but the relationship fell apart because Optima simply couldn’t deal with being meowed at during coitus.
• Electric Keet once took a shotgun blast to the abdomen, and instantly regenerated the damage.
• Electric Keet has arranged a celestial-themed cover of the "Green Greens" theme from the game Kirby’s Adventure that will take 340 years to perform on the E-sharp tellophone, a keyboard instrument of her own design.
• Electric Keet has a fondness for filling out Wiki pages with information of dubious origin.
• Electric Keet fights crime with a modified Speak&Spell and a devil-may-care attitude.
• Electric Keet can bilocate.
• Electric Keet wears a size eighteen spacesuit.
• Electric Keet took on Uwe Boll in the boxing ring and technically defeated him in round two, but agreed to call it a tie in exchange for a walk-on role in the film Postal.
• Electric Keet invented the unique and complex chemical process by which spandex is dyed purple.
• Electric Keet is in no way ripping off Kibo’s style.