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2017-07-19T20:35:45Z

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ElectricKeet: /* Trivia */ Added some bits. (Theeeee bits! Theeeee bits!)

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== Summary ==
One fateful day, a normal everyday transdimensional entity posing as a human was bitten by a radioactive Speak&Spell and became... the Electric Keet! Now, bestowed with the brute strength of an innocent child and the imaginative wonder of ten gorillas, she devotes her new-found æsthetic sensibilities to a variety of creative pursuits.

She will work for chocolate, cannabis, or [[pixelfish]].

== Info ==
Keet (as she is commonly known) is married to [[User:Buni|th’ buni]], resides in [[Station Beta|Transliminal Station β]], and spends far too much of her time collecting and sorting retro videogame music. She nearly always utilises Commonwealth spellings when typing in English, mostly as an exercise to keep her proofreading skills sharp.

=== Identities ===
'''Electric Keet''' (also '''Keet''')
:This is her generally preferred name. She’s used this absurdist autonym for over two-thirds of her life, and can legally conduct business with this name in Washington State. She usually portrays herself as an anthropomorphic snow-leopard.
'''Jessie Tracer''' (also '''Jessie''')
:This is her legal name, acceptable for general purposes. Use of this name grows increasingly scarce over time, however.
'''th’ qiti, th’ squnqi, th’ poni,''' &c.
:These nicknames correspond to whichever species she’s presenting herself as at any given time. This can change at a moment’s notice (or at a suggestion) so there is no expectation of accuracy – in shorter terms, don’t feel bad about a wrong guess. As a matter of frequency, “th’ qiti” is a safe and recognisable default, corresponding to her snow leopard form.
'''Eccentric Kern''' (also '''Kern''')
:In the naming tradition of such, this is her moniker in ''My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic'' and related cosms, in which she is most often portrayed as a bat-pony.
'''Gemini Star''' (also '''Gem''')
:Similarly, this is one of her [[headpeople]] in MLP:FIM cosms, a pegasus. Outside of that context, she is generally known by this name among the MLP fan community, though she is undergoing an effort to switch to “Eccentric Kern”.

== Trivia ==
* Electric Keet is an ordained minister in the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Church_of_the_SubGenius Church of the SubGenius].
* Electric Keet enjoyed a brief tryst with the typeface [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Optima Optima] but the relationship fell apart because Optima simply couldn’t deal with being meowed at during coitus.
* Electric Keet once took a shotgun blast to the abdomen, and instantly regenerated the damage.
* Electric Keet has arranged a celestial-themed cover of the "Green Greens" theme from the game ''[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kirby's_Adventure Kirby’s Adventure]'' that will take 340 years to perform on the E-sharp tellophone, a keyboard instrument of her own design.
* Electric Keet has a fondness for filling out Wiki pages with information of dubious origin.
* Electric Keet fights crime with a modified [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Speak_%26_Spell_(toy) Speak&Spell] and a devil-may-care attitude.
* Electric Keet can bilocate.
* Electric Keet wears a size eighteen spacesuit.
* Electric Keet took on [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uwe_boll Uwe Boll] in the boxing ring and technically defeated him in round two, but agreed to call it a tie in exchange for a walk-on role in the film ''[http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0486640/ Postal]''.
* Electric Keet invented the unique and complex chemical process by which [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spandex spandex] is dyed purple.
* Electric Keet is in no way ripping off [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kibo Kibo’s] style.

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 '''th’ qiti, th’ squnqi, th’ poni,''' &c.
 :These nicknames correspond to whichever species she’s presenting herself as at any given time. This can change at a moment’s notice (or at a suggestion) so there is no expectation of accuracy – in shorter terms, don’t feel bad about a wrong guess. As a matter of frequency, “th’ qiti” is a safe and recognisable default, corresponding to her snow leopard form.
-'''th’ bugi'''
+'''th’ bugi'''[[File:Eccentric_Kern_changeling_(Daikanu).png|90px|thumb|right|Eccentric&nbsp;Kern (changeling)]]
-:This nickname corresponds to her representation as a changeling (or “ponybug”) from ''My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic'' with the implication that this is her “default” form, with all others being temporary affectations. Changelings appear to have equuoid proportions with strong insectoid features, but they can use magic to appear as other forms and are naturally skilled behavioural mimics. While changelings are rumoured to have a propensity for cocooning living beings to feed from while laying eggs in caves and attics, Keet may be safely assumed to have no interest in such activity; she gains more than adequate sustenance by harmlessly “skimming off the top” of the ambient emotional energy of nearby friends.
+:This nickname corresponds to her representation as a changeling (or “ponybug”) from ''My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic'' with the implication that this is her “default” form, with all others being temporary affectations. Changelings appear to have equuoid proportions with strong insectoid features, but they can use magic to appear as other forms and are naturally skilled behavioural mimics. While changelings are rumoured to have a propensity for cocooning living beings to feed from while laying eggs in caves and attics, Keet may be safely assumed to have no interest in such activity; she gains more than adequate sustenance by harmlessly “skimming off the top” of the ambient emotional energy of nearby friends.<br clear=both>
-'''Eccentric Kern''' (also '''Kern''')
+'''Eccentric Kern''' (also '''Kern''')[[File:Eccentric_Kern_(Dana).png|90px|thumb|right|Eccentric&nbsp;Kern (Lunar pony)]]In the naming tradition of such, this is her moniker in ''My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic''
-:In the naming tradition of such, this is her moniker in ''My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic'' and related cosms, in which she is most often portrayed as a Lunar pony (also known as a “thestral” or “bat-pony”).
+: and related cosms, in which she is most often portrayed as a Lunar pony (also known as a “thestral” or “bat-pony”).<br clear=both>
-'''Gemini Star''' (also '''Gem''')
+'''Gemini Star''' (also '''Gem''')[[File:Gemini_Star_(Dana).png|90px|thumb|right|Gemini&nbsp;Star]]
-:Similarly, this is one of her [[headpeople]] in MLP:FIM cosms, a pegasus. Outside of that context, Keet is generally known by this name instead among the MLP fan community.
+:Similarly, this is one of her [[headpeople]] in MLP:FIM cosms, a pegasus. Outside of that context, Keet is generally known by this name instead among the MLP fan community.<br clear=both>
 '''ZZ-00569/α “Zedda”'''
 :Depending on context, Zedda is either a distinct character or a filtered aspect of Keet, appearing as a greyscale anthropomorphic snow leopard in ''TRON 2.0''-styled digital regalia. Her irises and circuit-traces emit an amber glow at a wavelength of approximately 595 nanometres.

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 == Trivia ==
 * Electric Keet is an ordained minister in the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Church_of_the_SubGenius Church of the SubGenius].
-* Electric Keet can bilocate.
+* Electric Keet once took a shotgun blast to the abdomen, but instantly regenerated the damage.
-* Electric Keet enjoyed a brief tryst with the typeface [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Optima Optima] but the relationship fell apart because Optima simply couldn’t deal with being meowed at during coitus.
+* Electric Keet has arranged a celestial-themed cover of the "Green Greens" theme from the game ''[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kirby's_Adventure Kirby's Adventure]'' that will take 340 years to perform on the E-sharp telliophone, a keyboard instrument of her own design.
 * Electric Keet has a fondness for filling out Wiki pages with information of dubious origin.
 * Electric Keet fights crime with a modified [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Speak_%26_Spell_(toy) Speak&Spell] and a devil-may-care attitude.
 * Electric Keet can bilocate.
 * Electric Keet wears a size eighteen spacesuit.
-* Electric Keet took on [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uwe_boll Uwe Boll] in the boxing ring and technically defeated him in round two, but agreed to call it a tie in exchange for a walk-on role in the film ''[http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0486640/ Postal]''.
+* Electric Keet is the creator of the font used for every typewriter in official use within the [http://mlp.wikia.com/wiki/Equestria Equestrian] government centre of Canterlot. In recognition of her service, she was granted the title "Lady Eccentric Kern" and allowed one full hour to huff the night-sky mane of Princess Luna, the Honoured Moon of Equestria.
 * Electric Keet invented the unique and complex chemical process by which [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spandex spandex] is dyed purple.
-* Electric Keet is in no way ripping off [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kibo Kibo’s] style.
+* Electric Keet is in no way ripping off [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kibo Kibo's] style.